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Из невыдуманного диалога, или экспромт, просящийся в ситком - Наместник Карлсона На Земле
April 7th, 2009
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Из невыдуманного диалога, или экспромт, просящийся в ситком
- And, of course, a year ago the congregation also had to fire their rabbi.
- I thought they were happy with him! What happened?
- Well, you see, it was rather a matter of pots and pans...
- Pots and pans?
- Yes. He could not keep his putz in his pants.

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From:sergeax
Date:April 7th, 2009 03:44 pm (UTC)
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Отлично :)
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From:elcour
Date:April 7th, 2009 04:19 pm (UTC)
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Кому как.
Он с тех пор переквалифицировался. В менеджеры ср. звена - те же управдомы, по сути.
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From:amigofriend
Date:April 7th, 2009 03:47 pm (UTC)

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Чиста пратчетт :)

С праздником!
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From:elcour
Date:April 7th, 2009 04:20 pm (UTC)
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И вам тем же самым по тому же месту!
Гнумъ
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From:nornore
Date:April 7th, 2009 05:02 pm (UTC)

круть

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Действительно, почти Прэтчетт!
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From:elcour
Date:April 7th, 2009 11:01 pm (UTC)

Re: круть

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Well, my inspiration, as usual, was "Yes, Minister".
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From:i_shmael
Date:April 7th, 2009 07:31 pm (UTC)
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Это ты придумал?
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From:elcour
Date:April 7th, 2009 11:00 pm (UTC)
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Я. Причём в ходе беседы.

Как дела?
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From:i_shmael
Date:April 8th, 2009 07:10 am (UTC)
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Дела живы. Я тоже. Вот в Перу собираюсь 17-го. Подлетишь?
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From:elcour
Date:April 8th, 2009 10:44 am (UTC)
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Вряд ли.
Но в первой половине июля буду, видимо, в Швицарии. Приплывёшь?
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From:i_shmael
Date:April 8th, 2009 10:56 am (UTC)
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В первой половине июля почти наверняка буду на месте. Так что телеграфируй и телепортируй.
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From:_scorp
Date:April 8th, 2009 05:42 am (UTC)
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so he broke Negiah intravaginally :P
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From:elcour
Date:April 8th, 2009 10:42 am (UTC)

вагинальный суппозит

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One doesn't break Negiah; one commits it.
From:natsla
Date:April 24th, 2009 09:11 am (UTC)
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с возвращением, дорогой Гнумъ
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From:alexy7742
Date:May 10th, 2009 05:13 pm (UTC)
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So everybody could see he was a schmuck.
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From:elcour
Date:May 10th, 2009 05:42 pm (UTC)
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Actually, he's quite a mensch.

Do you know him in person, or are you just bashing a man for sleeping around?
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From:alexy7742
Date:May 10th, 2009 05:59 pm (UTC)
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Just an attempt to shuffle up a matter of putzes in puns. Unsuccessful, of course. Sorry, did not mean to offend your mensch friend.
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From:elcour
Date:May 10th, 2009 06:43 pm (UTC)
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No offense taken!
Seriously.

In all frankness, he's not even my friend really, I barely know him. But - enough to realize he's a mensch. ;)
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From:alexy7742
Date:May 10th, 2009 06:57 pm (UTC)
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Вообще-то я понимаю по-русски. Ваш афоризм про swine flu понравился. Можно было еще добавить в cuckoo's nest a mad cow which definitely belongs there.
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From:elcour
Date:May 10th, 2009 09:37 pm (UTC)

When pigs will fly...

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Тоже правда. :)
From:euncarefreen
Date:July 19th, 2009 08:29 am (UTC)
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Не понимаю как такое может быть - именно на вашем блоге через раз антивирусник ругается, на остальных блогах жж нормально :(
From:abeni_bagnske
Date:July 11th, 2010 09:08 am (UTC)
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elcour- мда..
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