Наместник Карлсона На Земле (elcour) wrote,
Наместник Карлсона На Земле
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vegetarianity: пройти тест "какой вы вегетарианец"

omnivorous - carnivorous
Rustic Rhyme

Thank you, dear, for this wonderful poem
While the Author he Burns 'em, you Poe 'em
natsla - Куранту

Eat what you can and can what you can't
Советы огороднику


Ye think - no miss
Makes ye promise
Som'ting stoopid? - Hear-e, 'en:
I grew vague an'
Promised Megan
Tae be a vegeteerian;
Dear me Megan,
I'll be vegan,
Strictly vegeteerian.

As she teases
Me with cheeses,
Says tae me my Mary-Ann:
You should try 'em. -
Well, so I am
Lacto-vegetarian.

Jane excelled at
Her egg salad-
Making; Janie, carry on!
As in fact-o,
I am lacto-
ovo-vegetarian.

Amy's fishes
Are delicious.
Heat the stove, oh,
Merry Am'!
Now, I'll be lacto-ovo-
pesco-vegetarian.
...
Gimme me, dear, a
Rack of deer-o:
I am, at the very end,
Lacto-ovo-pesco-ptero-
carno-vegetarian!

Варианты припева
1.
I am vegetarian,
Vege-vege-tarian,
Wit' a culture
Of a vulture
An' me diet varyin'.

2.
Day surpasses. Bonny lasses
Can be asses; Marry 'em
I would nay. Er, however,
I'm a vegetarian.

3.
Fer rashers an' bacon,
An' ptarmigan baken'
Wi' me ter de table I take;
An' those I will shove in,
But then comes a-rovin'
Me own vegetarian cake! -
Me' cake, me' own vegetarian cake.

4.
I am not a vetrinarist,
I am not a ventriloquist,
Nor paternal evangelist,
Or vaginal veneurotic:
I'm a vegetarian.
I am vegetarian,
Vege-vege-tarian,
Wit' a culture
Of a vulture
An' me diet varyin'.
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